calculus

The one reason to allow Starbucks to take over the world.

"I have CALCULUS first hour?! Someone give me a fucking latte..."

by kissinclosets September 21, 2005

Doing a callum

Doing a callum is where a girl instantly ignores you or tells you to piss off or go away

Oi mate your doing a callum by getting ignored by that girl she told you to piss off 😂

by Jamie pollard Callum’s mate October 28, 2018

Calculon

The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.

"That was so bad I think you've actually given me cancer!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

calculus

1.The branch of mathematics that is stereotypically recognized as being difficult and intimidating owing to the fact that it sounds like the word "calculator".

"Don't expect to pass calculus unless your mental math ability exceeds that of a TI-83"

by Tapier December 4, 2009

calcution

(n.) - a very complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.

The Bowl Championship Series is based on a ridiculously confusing calcution.

Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.

by leon loopus January 19, 2006

Calluseats

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.

Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?

by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010

Calcumalator

Calculating-machine/device.
Yes this is just a silly way to say calculator.
Use this version if you want to sound cute or funny.

Hey... could you pass me that Calcumalator?

by slutypackage February 1, 2008