commentatard

The person who tries to be the first one commenting on any given post or thread. Having nothing worthwhile to add to any conversation, such tards make themselves feel better by simply being first.
They usually stop being a tard once they've accomplished the more difficult task of peeing in the toilet like a big kid.

Man: "Listen to this. According to this internet article science has found a cure for cancer and the only comment anyone made was "First!"

Wife: "What a commentatard.

by Jing123456 November 22, 2011

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Compensator

Someone who tries to make up for his lack of personality by trying to dress popular; a poser.

Did you see that guy wearing the shades indoors? He's no Wesker. He must be a compensator!

by Durango June 24, 2006

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Commenthator

1. a) A person stating a negative opinion without a proper reasoning.

b) A commentator of sports who looks down to the players.
2. Commentators who make a bad job due to the lack of knowledge, attention to the game or have a monotone voice.

1. I usually avoid the comment section because there are too many commenthators.
2. Man, this is awful! You got to mute that match to enjoy it. This dilettante commenthators.

by AgileIndex October 12, 2015

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Commenbator

A commentator that's a bit of a wank.

Check that commenbator, defo a peado.

by JohnnyBoy92 December 12, 2018

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Compensatory

A word Heather uses to act smarter than everyone else

"Don't tell anyone but I don't even know what compensatory means"

by Jean Jack December 15, 2017

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commontater

A radio/TV-personality who discusses significant issues regarding the farming of ordinary spuds.

My doctor told me to cut back on starchy foods, so I no longer listen to da daily morning-commontater on da radio, which would only make me hungrier for da delightful-tasting mealy-textured tubers.

by QuacksO June 27, 2019

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