Clapicide

The act of killing either one's self (suicide), killing others (homocide), or killing multiple people before killing one's self. This is just a more ignorant, niggerish form of saying suicide or homocide as it includes the word "clap" in it.

Tyrone couldn't handle the pressures of being a teenage father of 3 different women. He had no choice but to commit clapicide and take his women with him.

by Freaknik June 10, 2010

crapocalypse

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

Clapoff

Simply telling someone to go away

Just clapoff mate

by Unknown h January 6, 2020

clapotrat

A fool And a clown , especially Turkish nationalists

Hakan is a real clapotrat

by Socialdemocrat69420 February 24, 2021

clapacity

How much smacking-together-of-palms thunder a particular crowd can produce.

Da larger da group of people, da greater its clapacity.

by QuacksO March 12, 2021

capocon

a place to get caps

look dad a capocon! can I please get a cap from there?

by thegamerboi September 13, 2022

Crapocalyse

When a Shitnami builds to 'end of days' Biblical proportions beyond any doomsday prepper's worst case scenario.

Kevin watched the dawn of the Crapocalyse as shitbergs the size of small cities broke off the main body of Shartartica to drown him under wave after stinking wave of a fetid brown water shitnami; when shitnadoes darkened the skies with shrieking winds that destroyed everything Kevin ever built as a sign that his life had no lasting meaning, as the wailing increased from distant whine to full-blown screaming like Kevin's worst day being barraged by the delusional taunts of that banshee ex-girlfriend who wanted to suck his life dry for years yet paradoxically couldn't resist the primal insect urge to greedily devour Kevin's head and suck out his entrails; and when Kevin's whole world suddenly fell silent from the rumbling and even lightened up long enough to give him hope of a brighter day, until he realised it was only the approach of a flaming turderoid from outer space igniting the very air he breathed and incinerating everything left of value in Kevin's life.

by TheScribeNicodemus April 8, 2023