An extinction-level mountain of rock and flame that hurtles towards you from above, cannot be dodged, and usually comes as the final hammer blow in an ever escalating series of crappy events that collectively warn the Crapocalypse is nigh; preceded by instances of shitnamis, shitquakes and shitnadoes making one's life crappier until a turderoid thunders down from the skies and wipes out everything of value that remains.
After a succession of shitbergs, shitnadoes and shitnamis destroyed Kevin's world, he felt his life may have been improving and brighter days lay ahead until he realised that glow on the horizon was really a turderoid hurtling inexorably toward him, igniting the air with its approach and likely to create an impact crater that would split whatever world Kevin was still clinging to.
"Dude, did you hear that Kevin's life turned to complete shit?"
"True dat, he got hit by a major turderoid. I guess the Crapocalypse is nigh, dude."
"Dude, did you hear that Kevin's life turned to complete shit?"
"True dat, he got hit by a major turderoid. I guess the Crapocalypse is nigh, dude."
by TheScribeNicodemus April 08, 2023
When a Shitnami builds to 'end of days' Biblical proportions beyond any doomsday prepper's worst case scenario.
Kevin watched the dawn of the Crapocalyse as shitbergs the size of small cities broke off the main body of Shartartica to drown him under wave after stinking wave of a fetid brown water shitnami; when shitnadoes darkened the skies with shrieking winds that destroyed everything Kevin ever built as a sign that his life had no lasting meaning, as the wailing increased from distant whine to full-blown screaming like Kevin's worst day being barraged by the delusional taunts of that banshee ex-girlfriend who wanted to suck his life dry for years yet paradoxically couldn't resist the primal insect urge to greedily devour Kevin's head and suck out his entrails; and when Kevin's whole world suddenly fell silent from the rumbling and even lightened up long enough to give him hope of a brighter day, until he realised it was only the approach of a flaming turderoid from outer space igniting the very air he breathed and incinerating everything left of value in Kevin's life.
by TheScribeNicodemus April 08, 2023