buttcricket

A person who repeats the same shit over and over in a monotone droning voice. Buttcrickets lack all sense of logic and reason and rely on their incessant repetition in an attempt to drill their nonsensical points into the heads of their victims. Buttcrickets have been listed on the endangered species list.

Brian kept going on and on about the Patriots like the buttcricket he really is.

by sinz0ftheflesh April 24, 2016

ButtTime

inadvertently call (someone) on FaceTime/video calling with one’s cellphone in one's rear pants pocket, as a result of pressure being accidentally applied to a button or buttons on the phone.

"I have had several people ButtTime me, from former girlfriends to my brother"

by bencooper606 January 23, 2018

buttcrofelicrack

A person who likes to give or take it up the ass.

I heard that mother fucker is a buttcrofelicrack. He gives and takes it up the ass all the time.

by charlene and jackie July 21, 2003

buttcoiner

A staunch critic of Bitcoin and/or proponent of the adversarial Buttcoin.

The buttcoiner seethed as Bitcoin's value topped $24,000USD in late 2020.

by Tamnimal December 20, 2020

buttframe

loser, fag, some one who isnt cool, idiot.

dude you are a fucking buttframe....

by catbarn September 20, 2006

buttermelon

A hypothetical fruit that exists in the mind of very disturbed, sad people diagnosed with a disability known as buttermelonitis. Unfortunately, many identify them to be synonymous with bananas, but they clearly are not because: 1) bananas taste nothing like butter; 2) bananas belong in the same family as berries, not melons; and 3) any food with a "butt" in it is probably a chair, sofa, or couch and not edible.

"I packed a buttermelon for lunch today."
"Someone call 911! This man has buttermelonitis!"

by redgelatin April 18, 2018

buttpriest

One who worships and has a degree of control over and in the butt.
See asspirate.

That was my cookie, you buttpriest.

by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003