buttcricket

A person of little significance whose annoyance rivals that of a cricket and the fouling nature of an elevator fart.

"Why is Brian being such a buttcricket?"
"He was born that way."

buttcricket by sinzoftheflesh January 22, 2016

buttcricket

A person who repeats the same shit over and over in a monotone droning voice. Buttcrickets lack all sense of logic and reason and rely on their incessant repetition in an attempt to drill their nonsensical points into the heads of their victims. Buttcrickets have been listed on the endangered species list.

Brian kept going on and on about the Patriots like the buttcricket he really is.

buttcricket by sinz0ftheflesh April 24, 2016

buttcracker 

fucking good sex, that cracks your butt, but not psychically

my boi, tyrell, he a buttcracker

buttcracker by baybee gurl May 29, 2004

buttchicken

A person that is a bad DJ or you say it when you are mad at them

If some body hits you you say buttchicken instead of saying ow

buttchicken by Rainbow loom April 13, 2014

buttcracker 

A person who is very proficient in the art of the deadly fart, it may be silent, it may be noisy, but one always knows for a fact that it will be stinky, it will clear the room, and sicken the occupants with it's ghastly odor, this term was coined by the fact that some of these odoious folk have actually cracked the skin around the butthole by releasing their poisonous gas.

OMG!That Buttcracker left an odor so bad we had to air out the place for three days!!!!!

buttcracker by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

buttcracker 

a total asshole/ a word that i came up with when i was little bc i couldn't say the real thing.

You buttcracker!!

You're such a buttcracker.

buttcracker by The BusDriver June 6, 2014

bushcricket 

A male slut, named after the promiscuous, large-testicled insect.

Scientists have found a bushcricket species with testicles that account for up to 14% of its body weight.

It is the animal with the biggest testicles in relation to its body weight, they write in Biology Letters.

In a study of their mating strategies, the team found they release only small amounts of sperm at each mating.

That suggests the big testes are for mating with many females, not producing competitive volumes of sperm for each encounter.

Significant research across the animal kingdom has shown that male testicle size is correlated to the degree of promiscuity within a given species.

He's a real bushcricket.

bushcricket by msbonnie November 12, 2010