1 definition by redgelatin

A hypothetical fruit that exists in the mind of very disturbed, sad people diagnosed with a disability known as buttermelonitis. Unfortunately, many identify them to be synonymous with bananas, but they clearly are not because: 1) bananas taste nothing like butter; 2) bananas belong in the same family as berries, not melons; and 3) any food with a "butt" in it is probably a chair, sofa, or couch and not edible.
"I packed a buttermelon for lunch today."
"Someone call 911! This man has buttermelonitis!"
by redgelatin August 14, 2017
Get the buttermelon mug.