Buttcrime

A generic term referring to any offense commited anally E.g. rape, molestation etc. Usually a buttcriminal, one who commits buttcrimes, can be identified on sight by a thick moustache, skinny physique, and tight pants (pants colored anything but brown, black or blue on a skinny moustached man assure buttcriminality)

Fred: See that starbucks barista?
Joe: with the moustache??
Fred: yeah! he was convicted of 3rd degree buttcrime! thats butt felony !
Joe: He's a buttcriminal? i thought he was just a hipster.
Fred: same thing.

by BigNig69 December 31, 2012

buttermelon

A yellow fruit that grows in bunches and is enjoyed by many. Synonymous with the word "banana". In 2016 the word burst onto the Internet as its replacement and has been embraced by many.

I like to start my day with some peanut butter toast and a nice ripe buttermelon.

by LDSG Ghost May 13, 2018

Buttchisel

A person who grinds on your butt day in and day out whether at a job or in a house in comon for their own selfish interests.

Shane the Buttchisel will grind on you until he gets what he wants even if it hurts you in the end...

by Greg Black April 23, 2007

Buttrider

A term used to refer to a homosexual.

"Dude! Look at that guys pink liatard! WHAT A FUCKIN BUTTRIDER!"

by electric john January 5, 2006

butterize

To spread butter on something.

"Hey, will you butterize this bagel for me?"
"Sure, dude!"

by stellarback123 October 9, 2008

South Dakota Buttermelt

A very daring maneuver: while having sex,make sure you have an unwrapped stick of butter near you and while boning her doggy melt the butter over her back and when she turns around explode on her face and smash the half melted stick of butter on her anus

South Dakota Buttermelt: Bang her from the back and melt butter on her then explode on her face and jam butter up ass

by Chester Mcfilis July 21, 2007

butturine

Anal sex is being performed and while the pleasure is happening the man pisses right into the asshole, then proceeding to blame it on the woman

Kent: What the hell is coming out of your ass!??
Carly: Oh shut up i know your just pulling the butturine

by Gingernuts January 27, 2009