Buttcrime

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A generic term referring to any offense commited anally E.g. rape, molestation etc. Usually a buttcriminal, one who commits buttcrimes, can be identified on sight by a thick moustache, skinny physique, and tight pants (pants colored anything but brown, black or blue on a skinny moustached man assure buttcriminality)

Fred: See that starbucks barista?
Joe: with the moustache??
Fred: yeah! he was convicted of 3rd degree buttcrime! thats butt felony !
Joe: He's a buttcriminal? i thought he was just a hipster.
Fred: same thing.

Buttcrime by BigNig69 December 31, 2012

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buttermelon

A yellow fruit that grows in bunches and is enjoyed by many. Synonymous with the word "banana". In 2016 the word burst onto the Internet as its replacement and has been embraced by many.

I like to start my day with some peanut butter toast and a nice ripe buttermelon.

buttermelon by LDSG Ghost May 13, 2018

Related Words

Buttcrime • butt criminal • buttcricket • Buttchisel • buttcrispy • buttermelon • Bumcrime • buttcident • Buttcited • buttcoiner

Buttchisel

A person who grinds on your butt day in and day out whether at a job or in a house in comon for their own selfish interests.

Shane the Buttchisel will grind on you until he gets what he wants even if it hurts you in the end...

Buttchisel by Greg Black April 23, 2007

Buttrider

A term used to refer to a homosexual.

"Dude! Look at that guys pink liatard! WHAT A FUCKIN BUTTRIDER!"

Buttrider by electric john January 5, 2006

butterize

To spread butter on something.

"Hey, will you butterize this bagel for me?"
"Sure, dude!"

butterize by stellarback123 October 9, 2008

South Dakota Buttermelt

A very daring maneuver: while having sex,make sure you have an unwrapped stick of butter near you and while boning her doggy melt the butter over her back and when she turns around explode on her face and smash the half melted stick of butter on her anus

South Dakota Buttermelt: Bang her from the back and melt butter on her then explode on her face and jam butter up ass

South Dakota Buttermelt by Chester Mcfilis July 21, 2007

butturine

Anal sex is being performed and while the pleasure is happening the man pisses right into the asshole, then proceeding to blame it on the woman

Kent: What the hell is coming out of your ass!??
Carly: Oh shut up i know your just pulling the butturine

butturine by Gingernuts January 27, 2009

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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