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Reverse Burglary

When someone breaks into your house and only leaves you things instead of taking things.
or leaves you things on your front porch etc. without necessarily breaking into your home.
"Hey man, where'd you get that sweet fishing hat?" "I got reverse burgled last week."
or

To the cops: "I'd like to report a reverse burglary please. He left a twelve pack, a five gallon can of gas and a weed wacker" "Damn, last guy who got reverse burgled only got a tomato plant and some dental floss"
by sregoRrM September 17, 2010
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Buzz burglar

Buzz Burglar
Noun

One who sucks the fun from an event or occasion. Can either be through worries of health and safety or just being uninteresting/bankrupt of personality.
See also: Fun Vampires
Rob: "Ger, me old flower, are you going the gaff party tonight?"

Ger: "I am as long as Oisin isn't. That lad is such a buzz Burglar"
by He be G.B. February 4, 2019
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Butt Burglar

1.) Someone who likes having anal sex.
2.) An anal rapist.
1.) Holy crap, Dave is a real butt burglar!
2.) Ouch... last night I got ass-raped by that butt burglar.
by Kyle December 27, 2004
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New Mexican burglar alarm

Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.
Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.
by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 3, 2006
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turd burgle

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole
I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.
by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015
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Burlabama

A city in south eastern Wisconsin known as Burlington.
“I’m truly the 1% in Burlabama, I have all my teeth and never dated anyone I’m related to.”
by Rickylafeur420 September 30, 2019
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Burglekutt

1. n. An unpleasant situation into which you've unwittingly involved yourself.
2. n. The toe-headed dwarf in Willow.
1. By leading that girl along, whilst being in a committed relationship, you've landed yourself in quite the burglekutt.
2. When Burglekutt opened his big fat mouth, he embroiled himself the mother of all burglekutts.
by PeckPeckPeck June 14, 2010
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