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"Brule" is sassy slang for "bullshit rule." One way to spot a brule is to look for social constructs and commonly held beliefs that are so baked-in to our cultural understanding and worldview that they generally go unnoticed and unquestioned.
All too often brules keep us from believing and pursuing our dreams and goals.
Brule by Brulebreaker November 6, 2023
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Sperm Burglar 

A woman who tries to trap a man by getting herself knocked up.

Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.

Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.

“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.

See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.
John: Jane is perfect for me—she loves all the kinky shit I do to her—even cumming on her face!

Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.

John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.
Sperm Burglar by Big Dongky October 19, 2019
To burfle is to commit an error in speech in which two or more phonemes are transposed, or one or more phonemes are substituted.
A burfle is simillar to a spoonerism but with a much wider scope for error.
A true burfle should provide some measure of amusement to listeners, and be unintentional on the part of the speaker.
"The scouting organisation recently voted to ban lesbian beaver levers"

"Damn I really burfled lesbian beaver leaders, that ususally only happens around things that make me nervous, like hyperdeemic nurdles"
Burfle by Boyles Law July 22, 2012
An extremely adorable and kiddish way of referring to your significant other. It showcases your eternal love for them along with your innate sexual desires towards them.
Lavanya - Bubulu, I'm going to the washroom to take a massive smelly deuce.
Nimit - Cool, man.
bubulu by thebrowndood April 10, 2021

Burglarsonarceny

Burglarsonarceny is the crime of burglary, arson, and larceny committed in one act. First committed (and coined) by Bender Bending Rodriquez of Futurama fame.
Phil committed burglarsonarceny. Now he gets to go to jail.
Burglarsonarceny by Stargoat August 26, 2013
Someone who uses millennial created words. Plural is burglkafs.
Person 1: Have you checked out my vlog yet?
Person 2: Ugh, you are such a burglkaf!
Burglkaf by ConsulJuniper August 28, 2014