🥰Burul🥰She is a sexy girl. . And also synonym for “kakashka” . She is gorgeous, but she has a really big disadvantage it’s Becktur in her life, and I give a fuck if I wrote his name incorrectly( just kidding)
Burul-gift from the God.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Burul mug."Brule" is sassy slang for "bullshit rule." One way to spot a brule is to look for social constructs and commonly held beliefs that are so baked-in to our cultural understanding and worldview that they generally go unnoticed and unquestioned.
by Brulebreaker November 6, 2023
Get the Brule mug.A woman who tries to trap a man by getting herself knocked up.
Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.
Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.
“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.
See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.
Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.
Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.
“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.
See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.
John: Jane is perfect for me—she loves all the kinky shit I do to her—even cumming on her face!
Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.
John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.
Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.
John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.
by Big Dongky October 19, 2019
Get the Sperm Burglar mug.To burfle is to commit an error in speech in which two or more phonemes are transposed, or one or more phonemes are substituted.
A burfle is simillar to a spoonerism but with a much wider scope for error.
A true burfle should provide some measure of amusement to listeners, and be unintentional on the part of the speaker.
A burfle is simillar to a spoonerism but with a much wider scope for error.
A true burfle should provide some measure of amusement to listeners, and be unintentional on the part of the speaker.
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by Boyles Law July 22, 2012
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