Jesus Breakdancing Christ

An expression of great misfortune, disgust, or suprise. Normally used in the most extreme of circumstances.

See:
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
Jesus Brick-Shitting Christ
etc...

Jesus Breakdancing Christ! My scrotum is missing! How the hell did that happen!??!?!?!!

or...

Guy 1: Hey, I banged your wife last night.
Guy 2: Jesus Breakdancing Christ! Your ass is grass, motherfucker!

by Mister Joiter October 7, 2007

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Breakdancing

A Form of dance using your body to pull different moves which look cool/awesome/outstanding/amazing!

He's real shit at breakdancing

by Pixi the B-BOY December 1, 2003

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Indian breakdancing

The leapfrog-like activity where a group typically on a run or bike ride takes turns moving from the back of the line to the front of the line one at a time.

Wow this is a hard run. We should do Indian breakdancing to help push through!

by sammertime May 14, 2016

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Breakdancing Coin

When a person drops a coin and a rhythmic circular movement ensues, causing the coin to breakdance so fast, that it can only be stopped by standing on it.

(man drops coin):

Man 1 : ohhh man look at that coin go!

Man 2 : yeah fam, that coin is breakdancing!

Man 1 : Yeah, that is one sick Breakdancing Coin

by ReppinDetmold July 11, 2009

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involuntary breakdancing

When you have a seizure but wanna be funny at the same time

Omg Fred watched the Porygon Pokémon episode and started involuntary breakdancing!

by BmoreCrabby March 4, 2022

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About to break dance

Someone who doesn't dance and is trying their hardest to dance. They end up "about to break dance". Arms move toward the ground as if they are about do a big break dance move but it never happens. And everyone is left waiting for the big moment

Person 1: hey! Look that guy is gonna break dance! Let's give him space!

Person 2: nah! I've been watching him for 10 minutes, he's "about to break dance" it's never gonna happen dude!

by Jbizzle March 9, 2015

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