blumplestilskin

When you give yourself a blumpkin while squeezing a 3 year old sun-dried tomato

I can't believe Becky dumped me, time to Blumplestilskin

by Hopscotch Randy August 6, 2016

blimple

When you blow on her nipples through her blouse, in public, so her nips are erect, in public

I blew on my moms nipples at the store, I gave her a blimple

by Zilkytheplan February 8, 2021

blompers

literal sexiest man alive omg omg not my username omg rawr rawr

how is he so
yes, blompers

by FloeThePoet January 29, 2022

Blimple

When a Husky breaks into your house and shits in your shoes

"Damn it, the neighbor's dog blimpled me again"

by LeBigCatto September 23, 2022

boompledink

The gathering you have with your grandparents near Thanksgiving because none of your extended family have been vaccinated against the current plague.

“Are you going to Thanksgiving?”

“No way! I’m going to Boompledink so I don’t need to quarantine through Christmas.”

by Garganelli October 20, 2022

Blorple

To ejaculate into a womans rear end whilst upside down and "sitting" criss-cross.

"Dude I gave her the nastiest blorple."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023

blouple

Black couple.

Jerome and Tyra make a great blouple.

by Bobmom August 17, 2023