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Blompers 

Used as a noun referring to a womans titties or boobs.

also can be used as a warning to other males that a nice set of "blompers" is partialy/fully exposed.

or as a greeting to your friends
noun - "Dude, check the blompers out on her."

warning - your at a party and a hot chick sits next to you she drops her phone and bends over to pick it up, your buddy across the table gives a light blompers to alert all guys attention to the blomps

greeting - Friend - "Hey man"
"You" - "blompers"
Blompers by RP April 4, 2004
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blompers 

literal sexiest man alive omg omg not my username omg rawr rawr
how is he so
yes, blompers
blompers by FloeThePoet January 29, 2022

Blumpersal 

Getting a blowjob while the GIRL is taking a shit. Reverse blumpkin.
I thought she was going to pee, but instead she pulled me in and gave me a blumpersal. Nothing like getting your knob polished to the sound of violent diarrhea.
Blumpersal by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009

Blumperspoot 

English version of the American term 'Hicky'
Those motherruckers always have the most blumperspoots after a crazy weekend.
Blumperspoot by Rugger123 May 8, 2011

boomperslide 

To pass gas, fart, expel methane from the anus, etc. German origin. Pronounced (boom-per-slide), plural (boom-per-slide-ed).
Dude, I think that chick just boomperslided!

No way!
boomperslide by avs_az May 11, 2008

porn bloopers 

When a porn video goes totally wrong and is fouled up by the cast.
For example: If shooting an anal scene and the woman farts, this would be described as "porn bloopers". Second example: If a blow job scene is muffed up by someone choking or biting, this would be as "porn bloopers".
porn bloopers by wrong sex act January 22, 2014

Brompers 

Rompers made for and worn by a man. Also known as man rompers.
No, the UPS guy is not wearing brompers. His outfit is clearly made up of separate pieces of clothing on the top and bottom. That hipster in the coffee shop, on the other hand ...
Brompers by Mark703 June 3, 2017
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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