Blerton is the prettiest and nicest guy out there. Every woman loves him. He can have any girl he wants. He is mostly calm, but always ready when it matters. He is very loyal and would never abandon his closest friends. He is also good at fucking.
Gabriela: Omg, did you see Blerton? He is so hot!
Laura: Yes, he is the most beautiful boy I know! I would do anything with him. ;)
Laura: Yes, he is the most beautiful boy I know! I would do anything with him. ;)
by Qiener January 7, 2019
Get the Blerton mug.Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.
"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."
by Joe April 29, 2004
Get the Bleested mug.Beerstorming is believed to be responsible for the creation of: the light bulb, written language, International Beer Day, most 16th-19th century classical music, and the wheel.
by skyscotty July 9, 2009
Get the Beerstorming mug.Dude 1: "Yo, did you see that chick's bleasts?"
Dude 2: "What the hell did you just say?"
Dude 1: "You know, bleasts. Merrons. Headrights."
Dude 2: "I never want to be seen with you in public again."
Dude 2: "What the hell did you just say?"
Dude 1: "You know, bleasts. Merrons. Headrights."
Dude 2: "I never want to be seen with you in public again."
by anothermoron April 25, 2008
Get the bleasts mug.A fourteen year old boy who believes he will never get married and instead drinks beer all his life. He plans on having around fourty pitbulls that eat Spinster women's cats. He also most likely has a beer belly which is not too pleasant.
Ronnie: Hey man, get up off of your plaid couch and lets go clubin!!
Ross: Naah, id rather just sit here and drink beer. Its better for me to embrace my beerster-ness fate now instead of later.
Ross: Naah, id rather just sit here and drink beer. Its better for me to embrace my beerster-ness fate now instead of later.
by spinster jess March 30, 2008
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Get the beerstein mug.A combination between the words blessed and testicles.
When a male has blessticles, they are blessed with the size of their testicles.
When a male has blessticles, they are blessed with the size of their testicles.
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