berthony

Tough and will roast anyone will steal your girl

Berthony will roast you

by Jeffking April 2, 2017

bething out

Freaking the fuck out; unnecessarily paranoid; everyone is out to get you; to become exceedingly anxious typically in at a rapid pace; spiraling quickly

Female: Hey girl how do you like my outfit?

Me: It’s good
Female: Omg what’s wrong with it? Does it make me look fat? Did Maciana say something about it to you? What did she say? Does Jessi hate me? I think I’m going to throw up.

Me: Geezus will you stop bething out? We said it’s fine.

by Bayou Girl524 February 24, 2018

birthing parent

A retarded term , coined by the left to Insinuate, that not only women can give birth .

Don’t forget it’s Mother’s Day, “ you’re such a bigot , it’s birthing parents day “ . “ Thats so offensive it’s birthing persons day “

by Trav817 July 7, 2022

projectile birthing

A style of birth process where the baby shoots out of the mother's body and hits the doctor or midwife in the face.

Nurse Oullette jumped sideways, at the last moment, to catch the newborn baby. She gingerly stepped over the slumbering body of Dr. Whitcomb, he was unconscious, face dripping with red slime. Projectile birthing claims another victim.

by camcaroling August 4, 2012

Birthing Hips

When a person has a pelvic area that looks suitable for birthing.

One friend to another:
Boy those sure are some birthing hips you got their.

Your aunt who lives in the old country:
Girl you should find a nice boy and have a nice bunch of babies with him having those birthing hips and all.

by Mike "freshman" R August 24, 2011

Bething

Ignoring your problems until they boil over into other lives; then when they confront you about it you act like you can hear everything they are saying except if it regards your problems.

"Beth you didn't put oil in the car and now the engine has stopped"-me

"...."Beth

"HELLO!!! I am trying to talk to you about the broken car in the driveway"-me

Beth changes the channel on the tv

"Well then how was your day?"-me

"Oh it was good" Beth

Later that day

Mom-"Did you talk to Beth about what happened to the car?"

me-" No she was totally bething me"

by BethDixon85 April 16, 2014

Birthing Person

A term used to describe women whose gender dysphoria is so bad, that they think they can validate their belief that they are male by gestating another human being inside them for 9 months and then pushing it out the vagina that they wish they didn't have.

This term is also forced on women who aren't denying biological reality by men who think they're women despite being men.

"Get this birthing person to a birthing hospital that is definitely not full of women"

by SalopianSnark December 7, 2022