Barretard

Someone who overuses the cheap, one-hit-kill gun known as the "Barret" in the game soldat

Man, Did u see that barretard, what a frickin camper, let's hunt him down and kill his ass

by Oddlot April 29, 2004

Bakratard

Retard who follow Shahrukh Khan

His Bakratards still follow him.

by bdking9090 February 4, 2021

braketard

to brake a car like a retard

i was in the car with luke the other day and he was such a braketard dude.

by fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu May 12, 2010

breaktarded

The act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. Sometimes ends friendships. May result in anal vomiting.

Jane: 'So guys, how do you like my hangover cure?'

White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'

by The Breaktarded Club October 16, 2011

Banktards

A family of fire-crotches that are epicly retarded. the often swear and scream at eachother for no apparent reason. they have not dusted there house since grandpa banktard bought it in the late 1800's. proceed with caution when scaling up the rickety poorly carpeted stairs, as cobwebs may entangle you. the whole family smells of dog farts and mac n cheese. they buy all of their food products in outrageous quantities. sometimes up to 250 boxes of mac n cheese at a time. the classic banktard breakfast consists of a whole bag of cereal with only a few drops of milk, and if your lucky, you may get a few pounds of sugar on top. they enjoy internet dating with children around 5 years younger than them. If you see a family like this, steer clear, for they are most likely the formidable banktards.

Example 1:

Dad: Austin! Do you F***n chores now or ill kick you out!
Austin: Shut the f**k up dad! ill kick your a**!
Mom: Austin! dont talk to your father that way!!!
Austin: f**k you mom!
Me: Stop bein Banktards!
Example 2:

Brittany: Austin get off me!
Austin: NO!... Arm Bar!!!
Sam: Im goin to taco bell to get 1000 tacos just for me. would you two like to split a 79 cent cheese roll up?
Austin and Brittany: F**k you!!! you two ton tank!

by Btard hater June 22, 2010

Bakratards

This word is use to define fans of father made star Shahrukh khan who does great acting in Wankhede, Pakistan

he is Bakratards leave him please he is gone through lot

by bdking9090 February 4, 2021

Bartard

Someone who gets addicted to Xanax and goes insane unless they’re already insane which they probably are if they do xanax. Bartards are not human they are lizard people who wear fitteds and shit out of their mouths.

Braden is such a bartard he let JT touch him and he don’t even remember it.

by Junkiest December 1, 2021