Social Alzheimer's

Social Alzheimer's is when a person with in a group that knows everyone acts as if they have never met them before after a period of being apart from the group. (Examples: work group,friends,team,ect...) separation time can vary in lengths anything form a day to a week, month, ect.....

Abbreviation: SALZ

How come on every time we come back to work Chris always acts like he doesn't know us on the first day?
That's because he has social Alzheimer's.

by crawldogg April 10, 2013

Alcoheimers

The name of a popular website that gives bar and nightclub listings.

We found this place on alcoheimers.

by MrCheese2020 December 6, 2009

Parking lot alzheimers

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

by Bull237 September 20, 2010

Alzheimer's finger

When your finger stinks, but you don't remember or know how it happened. Often the result of absent-mindedly scratching your balls or ass while watching tv or on the phone.

"I tend to get Alzheimer's finger when I watch Iron Chef"

by gregorator November 14, 2011

Alzheimer's Purchase

An Alzheimer's Purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.

Girl: You like my necklace?
Boy: That's very nice! Where did it come from?
Girl: I bought it online, but it took so long to get here, I forgot about it.
Boy: Nice Alzheimer's Purchase!

by AluMiNuM7777 December 3, 2013

password alzheimer's

inability to recall a password to an email address or message board account, most often the result of having too many accounts to keep up with.

I can't log onto the Browncoats' forum 'cause my password alzheimer's has set in again.

by Brandee A. February 9, 2006

alchzeimers

The phenomenon of memory loss through the application of alcohol, usually observed during the recovery / hangover phase.

"WTF did we get up to last night ? I totally have alchzeimers."

by Fujisawa Sensei December 23, 2015