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An Alzheimer's Purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.
Girl: You like my necklace?
Boy: That's very nice! Where did it come from?
Girl: I bought it online, but it took so long to get here, I forgot about it.
Boy: Nice Alzheimer's Purchase!
Boy: That's very nice! Where did it come from?
Girl: I bought it online, but it took so long to get here, I forgot about it.
Boy: Nice Alzheimer's Purchase!
by AluMiNuM7777 December 3, 2013
Get the Alzheimer's Purchase mug.Person 1: "Are you going to our high school reunion on Friday?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't miss that fucktion for anything in the world."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I can't wait to see all of those divorcees... It's gonna be a high-class fucktion!"
Person 2: "I wouldn't miss that fucktion for anything in the world."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I can't wait to see all of those divorcees... It's gonna be a high-class fucktion!"
by AluMiNuM7777 January 25, 2024
Get the fucktion mug.When a customer calls the helpdesk with a problem, complaining that something doesn't work, and the technician asks the user to demonstrate the issue, the issue seems to not exist when the technician is watching. When the issue seems resolved without the technician doing anything, the user then gets frustrated or angry because it didn't work moments ago.
Technician: Hello, thank you for calling the help desk. How may I assist you?
User: I'm trying to log into this application, but it keeps kicking me back to the log in screen... I tried 5 times now.
Technician: I'll be glad to help, I'm going to connect to your computer... Please try it again.
User: Fine, but it's NOT going to work.
*With the technician watching, the application works as expected, and the user logs in.*
User: What the hell?? This hasn't worked all day!!
Technician: Must be the Aura of I.T.! Applications are afraid to fail around us.
User: I'm trying to log into this application, but it keeps kicking me back to the log in screen... I tried 5 times now.
Technician: I'll be glad to help, I'm going to connect to your computer... Please try it again.
User: Fine, but it's NOT going to work.
*With the technician watching, the application works as expected, and the user logs in.*
User: What the hell?? This hasn't worked all day!!
Technician: Must be the Aura of I.T.! Applications are afraid to fail around us.
by AluMiNuM7777 February 7, 2024
Get the Aura of I.T. mug.Self-Inflicted, Zero Empathy/Sympathy.
A term used to describe a situation where someone’s negative outcome is the direct result of their own choices, warnings were given, and emotional support is consciously withheld as a boundary rather than cruelty.
A term used to describe a situation where someone’s negative outcome is the direct result of their own choices, warnings were given, and emotional support is consciously withheld as a boundary rather than cruelty.
Person 1: “She maxed out three credit cards after everyone warned her, and now she’s looking for sympathy.”
Person 2: “She ignored every warning, doubled down, and is now angry about the outcome. Full S.I.Z.E.S.”
Person 1: “I understand what happened — but it’s S.I.Z.E.S. for me as well.”
Person 2: “She ignored every warning, doubled down, and is now angry about the outcome. Full S.I.Z.E.S.”
Person 1: “I understand what happened — but it’s S.I.Z.E.S. for me as well.”
by AluMiNuM7777 January 14, 2026
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