assturbate

1. to clean the inside of your ass, usually before mooning, i.e. checing for toilet paper, etc
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass

1. "dude, assturbate before you moon them, you dont know whats in there."
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"

by baruchuh November 2, 2006

Adsturbate

When you masturbate to the ads on the site, instead of the actual content.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night?

Jerry: Nothing looked good on Pornhub, so I decided to Adsturbate to the 18 and abused ads.

by JoeyPita May 30, 2017

Astervate

To perform/train an action or a set of actions that are counter-intuitive to the task, operation or routine

Do not astervate the rookies if you want this thing to run
We need to secretly astervate them to stop them.

by Sinel Radar January 11, 2021

Angsterbater

A person who gets off (seeget off) on being negative all the time and finds things to complain about.

He likes complaining non-stop about everything. He's such an angsterbater

by Benzito November 14, 2004

Amsterbate

The act of smoking weed alone.

I Amsterbate quite often!

by tfl88 August 28, 2011

asterbation

Fingering your asshole for pleasure.

He's using asterbation tonight to have fun.

by trickydoodah April 26, 2014

Asterated

a new word that zion made up. means to think that someone is talking about your dad and they are not

i feel asterated don’t talk about him

by noahhayes November 10, 2019