water balloon from hell

When you pinch your foreskin and proceed to pee and fill your foreskin with piss.

Did you hear that Jimmy hit his girlfriend with the ol' water balloon from hell last Tuesday?

by zachmau5 December 6, 2021

poor water discipline

The inability to handle (either type of) water when encountering something exciting. Keep it up and you're likely to have your water reclaimed by the tribe.

Early 80's David Lee Roth gives me poor water discipline.

by anonymous May 24, 2022

water

A thing that Africa does not have, That is a problem, Send some water please. Or ur gay, so anyways go fuck ur self and ur mom because of tractorism racist ass nigger, Water me good ooh ooh please send now rigger

Water

by blackpuxy December 28, 2021

Toilet water gang

An elite crew of very swag people

Mark-have you heard of toilet water gang
Tom-yeh scary shit gotta keep the mandem safe innit

by Toilet water gang January 10, 2021

Jesus Water Streak

The act of moving over the surface of a body of water naked.

Jen: Matt took me on the most fun date yesterday!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!

by MikeRoch April 13, 2017

watering

used when giving water to plants

i am watering the plants

by kalidrag4 November 19, 2022

mustard water

shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup

“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”

by sussyblackguy March 23, 2022