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Dick Cheney

A penis that is old and wrinkly. A Dick Cheney typically oozes semen randomly throughout the day, even while flacid.
Guy 1. "That old dude in the locker room had a Dick Cheney. Thing was just oozing jizz while he was standing there."

Guy 2. "That's fuckin disgusting, bro."
by WowDad August 7, 2011
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Tough Dick

A broad term used to express everything from endearment and admiration to disgust and insult.
1) "Look at this fucking tough dick driving with his sunglasses on at night!
2)Anderson Silva is a real tough dick.
3)What's up tough dick? Are you working hard today?
4)You're a tougher dick than Hitler.
by DjGot'embytheshorthairs December 27, 2009
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The Dick Meter

n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
Oh man, on the Dick Meter, that movie sucked all the way to the balls!!

That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!
by Charlie Gallagher January 8, 2008
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dick discount

A dick discount is perk that comes with being a man. It is a societal privilege that benefits people whom society identifies as male. Dick discounts are given to men at an early age. For instance, boys are discouraged from doing housework in households that implement the dick discount program.
Jill told Doug, "Stick to the facts" in the meeting. She is becoming a real bitch. I cannot foresee her going anywhere at this company until she changes her attitude. In this example, Jill doesn't have a dick discount so she will not be qualified for a management role. She should bring treats for the group and smile more often so she doesn't seem like a bitch.
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Larry told Doug, "Stick to the facts" in the meeting. He is really assertive. Larry will be a great boss with that quality. In this example, Larry works at a company that takes dick discounts. He will be in a management role in no time.
by person900 September 8, 2018
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Dick nugget

The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.
Vernon is being a real dick nugget.
by Batmom March 26, 2017
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gay dick

The dick is aroused by a guy not a girl so the dick is gay and its attached to a guy that's obviously gay so both the guy and the dick are gay.
by Waffle Stomp May 27, 2018
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Milky Dick

When One's Penis Is Still Wet From To Much Masturbation
You Have Such A Milky Dick, Dad!
by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010
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