Topping

The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.

I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!

by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025

Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer

“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”

by Corncakes March 29, 2025

Jetpack Top

A shorter-than-average gay man who prefers to top instead of bottom. Comes from spooning, where the short guy is the "big spoon" to a taller partner.

"Isn't jake 5'6"? I thought he was a bottom."
"No, he's a jetpack top."

by mmetz April 2, 2025

but top

argument used every time there's a discourse happening in viptwt and they take the opportunity to show their hate boner against him even when he has absolutely nothing to do with the drama. It's also used by VVIPS.

"but top said that..."
"but top did this..."
"but top stans are saying..."

by nhgcs April 9, 2025

Top Op

Your top opponent in any capacity (a foe, an enemy, or something you're just annoyed at - like work).

Ugh I can't believe my top op is gonna be at the party tonight. She's so snakey.

by smileyreilly123 May 2, 2025

Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top

Sex

If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!

by anonymous May 5, 2025

Flarp Toppings

when you use a very thick, wet, lumpy, fart like ranch dressing

would you like to use some flarp toppings with your salad, are secret recipe

by jardieniethyweenie May 9, 2025