Someone who doesn’t go to their football teams matches, and instead claps at their TV at home or in the pub.
Matt are you going to Old Trafford tonight?
‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’
‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’
‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’
‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’
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Person 1: "Hmm..."
Person 2: "I know exactly what your thinking but I couldn't give a damn."
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Person 2: "Because I have mental telapathy."
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Person 1: "Why not?"
Person 2: "Because I have mental telapathy."
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The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.
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