Definitions by BW_
Telly Clapper
Someone who doesn’t go to their football teams matches, and instead claps at their TV at home or in the pub.
Matt are you going to Old Trafford tonight?
‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’
‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’
‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’
‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’
Telly Clapper by BW_ January 7, 2026