Hot Topic

A store which sells "alternative attire" for those who seek it. Buying clothing from there makes you neither original nor a poser (unless of course you think yourself original for shopping there). It's a clothing store. Not much else to it really.

I shop at Hot Topic on occasion. I don't make my own clothing so I suppose that makes me a complete conformist and poser.

Hot Topic by LuciNormal March 4, 2004

Topherism 

Anything that is poetic in nature dealing specifically with the weather

Girl, that was a sweet topherism you had last night while describing those cumulo-nimbus clouds.

Students please find the symbolism in this topherism.

Topherism by Dr. James Kurger September 29, 2007

Tophat Kat 

A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.

In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.

Tophat Kat by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 6, 2014

TophBait 

A Topher. The douche of the friend group that no one likes. Easily talked into doing stupid shit. A total ass hole. Covered in black heads. Mom is a pig of a nasty whore that roofies people and tries to rape them.

Kyle: Fuck, philly. Stupid ass tophbait called the cops on me again. Then his mom drugged my drink and tried to rape me!

Gerry: Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Y’all got any of that drink left??

TophBait by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019

topicy wopicy 

What The Click calls One Topic at a Time

The Click: Topicy wopicy
OT: *uncomfortable wholesome potato noises*

topicy wopicy by anonymous September 14, 2020

Roof-Topper 

Having any sexual activity on the roof of a building inadvertently in view of Pan, Tilt, Zoom security cameras monitored by Marine Security Guards at a US Embassy.

Ben - Did you watch the video of Brett and that WSJ reporter going at it on the roof last night?

Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!

Ben - Sorry Bro, that “Roof-topper” is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!

Harold - You suck!

Roof-Topper by Mil3druid4 April 1, 2021

Topless 

A person not wearing anything on the top half of their body. Usually refered to females who are showing their breasts.

OMG, Veronica has got such great tits. I love National Go Topless Australia Day!

Topless by Ewokie January 14, 2004