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Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross
by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013
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who’s gonna top

when someone asks who is going to ride the others genitalia (like a horse)
omg jessica, who’s gonna top brady or justin?!
by lmfao stop it get help May 21, 2018
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Top cat

Top cat is an amazing female, good in the bed , crazy bitch in real life ! If u ever get u a top cat keep her ! She is also very athletic, smart , but evil
Hey you heard of the girl top cat ?

Hell yeah I heard she got fire cat
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
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Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
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ToPS code

Tops code or Tower of Phone Snapping Code, is for tower problems if the support is not ok or other reasons.

ToPS Codes can be different.

“ToRS” (Torn Dressing, Or building) “ToWP” (Tow vehicles getting destroyed) “FoTP” (Fart Extinguishes)

If for a use for important things, “IpOP” (Important message)
We got ToPS code, In site C.
by Wick5 June 20, 2023
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Top off meal

A very small meal consumed shortly after a "normal" meal that didn't quite fill you up enough.
Let's stop at a fast food place for a top off meal...just something small. That last meal wasn't quite enough.
by Michelleboommm May 23, 2019
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