the butter joke

I can't tell you, you might spread it

Oh do you know the butter joke? No, what is it? I can't tell you, you might spread it

the butter joke by Jennio March 8, 2017

duck butter 

the thick mixture of sweat and dead skin that builds up in the flab rolls of fat people, especially women and expecially under the breasts. some men have fetishes to lick it up.

jon loved fat chicks, he especially loved to lap up their duck butter

duck butter by mc ebony May 8, 2003

duck butter 

Back when punks were the selected male whore of the dominate prison inmate , duckbutter was that in your in hand after jackingoff .

Boy , all you're good for is making duckbutter .

duck butter by R. H. December 23, 2003

Duck Butter 

A jersey nickname for that one guy on the softball team who's office always reaks of ball sweat.

Our Left Fielder, Dominic, is better known as Duck Butter

Duck Butter by Lefty August 5, 2004

Duck Butter 

The thin layer of green algae that grows on top of the water in swamps and sloughs throughout the backwaters of Texas and Louisiana.

Damn Cletus, this Duck Butter sure is thick today. Sure am glad I ain't gotta get off in this nasty shit to get them ducks. Good thing the dog doesn't know what it is.

Duck Butter by Aaron Hughes June 25, 2008

melted butter 

A term used for a woman who is easy to get into bed, or an easy fuck. A woman you don't have to spend money on to get laid.

She's just like melted butter, spreads easy.

melted butter by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

spreading the butter 

spreading whipped cream on a mans dick

Paula stop spreading the butter on Billy!

spreading the butter by the toothless wonder April 23, 2004