Chris

A knobhead who hates pink footballs.

For Christmas we got Chris a pink football just to wind him up—he took one dramatic pause, muttered ‘absolutely not,’ and tried to volley it over the neighbours fence.

by nikmister December 10, 2025

Chris cross

A big cocked white man

She got a good dicking from Chris cross

by Rocheman4280 December 27, 2025

Chriscin

The action of saying something clearly obvious but provides zero additional information to the correct context of the situation.

John told me to hotwire a car while I was already driving. John is being a Chriscin.

by AllEyesAre0nYou January 1, 2026

Spase Chris

Caters endlessly to everyone in perpetual attempt to receive social approval while refusing deem showering as a viable option.

Make me some popcorn spase chris.

by MexiRyan22 February 21, 2011

Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig September 23, 2011

Frat Chris

a college fraternity that one person is.

frat chris is life

by fredo santana is 🔥🔥🔥 June 1, 2015

la chriseja

Classy, sassy, funny, seductive. She can keep up with the boys or be the ultimate lady. Kindhearted, but don't take it for weakness, she's a lover and just as much a fighter!! Her circle is small, tight, and she is fiercely loyal and protective of them.

If i got into a barfight, i know my girl

La Chriseja is gonna throw knuckles right beside me!!

by Southernightz December 12, 2016