weakstick

A salesperson who is unable to close a sale without the aid of one of his/her co-workers.

"No Eric, I will not talk to your customers for you. Go close the sale you weakstick.

by Mike June 8, 2004

hella weak

hella weak (adj)- describing something HELLA poor in quality, taste or something gay, strange, interesting or busted

2. Something funny that will make you drop to your knees.

3. Being really sore from acting out Night of the Living Dead for 3 hours straight.

B: Omg, did you see Alex and Jaz yesterday?!
M: Duh! They're hella weak
B: I'm hella weak

by Mylessa && Brittney December 4, 2007

your penis is weak

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed

Come on Davis your penis is weak

by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007

Wheatabix

a fat piece of shit who sits around in scooby doo underwear jammin "Aint No Nigga"

Yo man you need to do somethin with your life, dont be like wheatabix.

by My Name September 15, 2003

whakka

1. to engage in some variety of sexual intercourse, either alone or with a partner(s). Always used in triplicate, i.e. whakka whakka whakka, unless in answering an interrogative, in which case one whakka will suffice. (see example two) Only the last whakka may be modified to fit the tense of the sentence. May be used as an interrogative to question the occurance of aforementioned sexual activity.

1. I totally walked in on Jackson whakka whakka whakking to some lesbian erotica. Man, he has a small one.
2. Roomie walks out with JBF hair.
Me: Whakka Whakka Whakka?
Roomie: Whakka.
3. Jackson: Man, I couldnt sleep last night. He whakka whakka whakked it at four in the morning. I think they were trying to keep it down but its hard when theres only a wall between your head and their whakka whakka whakking.

by 1703 December 29, 2007

weakhsia

a derivative of the euphemism "weak sauce;" weakhsia (pronounced week-shaw; spelling is purposely meant to confuse at first glance to demonstrate the level of weakhsianess) is a far more potent version of its aforementioned cousin. When one partakes in the imbibing of weakhsia it is immediately noticeable by several distinguishable afflictions, such as the spread of malcontent, malaise, and malice to one's peers from one's maladroitness.

James, have you been hittin the weakhsia again? you're acting superwack.

by cold carl October 9, 2006

weak

Laughing to hard

"That nigga had me weak wid dem jokes"

by Shorty September 25, 2003