FOAD, Toad

An insult to someone you REALLY want to hurt or to leave you alone. (Fuck off and die, toad)

Why don't you FOAD, toad? You're not wanted here.

by The Lady Rowan July 28, 2018

TOAD FACE

The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.

Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the Toad Face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!

by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 10, 2009

Toad

Noun used in reference to a woman's vagina when glimpsed from behind, giving the appearance of a toad poking its face out from between her legs.

She bent over and I got an eye-full of toad.

by X6s6 January 9, 2015

Twaddle

To total your friends car by driving it in to a tree or mail box

last night Jake was driving my car and twaddled it.

by CasaSlice August 25, 2011

Toad

A term of both endearment and scorn for a cyclist that rides faster than him or herself. May wear spandex, slather his or her ass with Chamois Butt'r, or cycle in plain clothes. Can often be heard discussing Strava QOMs or KOMs, eats Gu, probably shaves his legs. You'll find Toads riding every type of bike available at the fastest rates, and encouraging all to ride faster and harder. A toadie will tell you 'if it hurts, you just need to get used to it'.

The term is actually an auto-correct of Roadie, a road cyclist.

A toad would ride through the pain.

"Leave pace open" -A toad tries to change her spots.

Toadies only ride Slowhibition if they are late to a ride, drunk or are celebrating debauchery and birthdays.

by TheDogAteHim November 13, 2013

toadrage

The art of hitting someone about the face with a toad.

Adam got very angry at Damon and slapped him round the chops with a wet slimy toad in an angry form whilst jumping around like a toad...thus forming toadrage

by JJ to the max March 10, 2008

Toad´s Mouth

The act of gambling by playing a game in which a naked woman lies in a ten by ten foot circle spread eagle. Men take turns throwing quarters at the woman´s vagina and if one enters and stays in the womans vagina the victorious man gets two hours with the woman to perform his sexual fantasies. But, anytime during the game the woman can seize play before there is a winner and collect all the coins that lay inside the circle to keep.

Johnny lost a whole months rent playing Toad´s Mouth as each quarter he threw was directly on target but, Margret shifted her vagina slightly to the left causing a misfire.

by Cpage July 1, 2008