Tristan

Gargles everyones balls. Big fag

Tristan just gargled his own balls cause he's a fag He does this every day

by bigdick2 March 17, 2014

tripiando

Tripiando meaning to hang out or chill

I went tripiando with a bunch of my friends

by Jeszii December 12, 2008

Tristan

A man with a super smelly ass. He cannot stop farting.

God, do you have to be such a Tristan?

by kitkat55 June 5, 2018

Tristan

A fat ass white dude who walks around his school with his airpods and iphone X and complains how stressful his life is because he only got to eat 4 donuts instead of 9. He is very shit at video games, especially first person shooters.

"Fuck off you Tristan"
"You sound like Tristan"

by Gridlum.XTN March 10, 2019

Tristan

Generally, they will be nice guys, some specimens will be dickholes.

In highschool, Tristan M. was pretty cool, but Tristan S. is a sack of shit.

by Dongleicious April 30, 2019

Tristan

Tristan, big dick medium size nose and mostly plays video games.
Usually has Brown or Black hair. Doesn't have much arm-pit hair.

Girl 1: Who's that guy with brown hair.
Girl 2: His name is Tristan.
Girl 1: Hes a decent guy, but he never goes outside.
Girl 2: True, heard he picked his nose in Grade 4.

by ayyliennn May 3, 2016

Tristan

Tristans are usually lanky arseholes and the biggest pricks you'll ever meet in your life, he takes cock like a champ and sucks so much dick his mouth smells like semen, he usually plays rainbow six siege and gets carried in it by Tylers, his wittiness is next to none but he likes it up the bum.

girl 1: Tristan is gay
girl 2: such a prick

by CNACERMHFUWHFUFW June 20, 2018