Wall Stretcher

An extremely fat, girthy penis that is typically hallmarked by a very engorged head. A wall stretcher is known more for width than length. Said cock stretches the vaginal or anal walls during sexual intercourse and if lucky, leaves the lucky recipient gaping.

Rogers cock is a wall stretcher. My asshole gaped and hurt for days.

Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.

Wall Stretcher by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Stretcha Rida 

Bitches who drink too much liquor resulting in getting wheeled away on a stretcher.

Alicia: "Is that drunkass Stephanie?"
Kristie: "Yeah she's on her way to the hospital, Straight up Stretcha Ridaaaaa"

Stretcha Rida by XT&X10A February 21, 2011

Stretchibitionist 

People who go to the gym to show off their bodies and get attention.

The makeup the stretchibitionist insists on wearing doesn't run and she never seems to break a sweat.

Stretchibitionist by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Ed Stretches 

An exercise program invented by Ed Crankshaft, done by him when played for the Toledo Mudhens. Of course it includes the Mudhen Bend, but it also includes other things. It is performed on a therapy ball and can be done anywhere.

Lena: Ed, I'm all worked up. I''m stiff. This bowling ball feels like lead.

Ed: (starts laughing at her) Well, have no fear, Ed Crankshaft is here. I know how to fix it! Try my Ed Stretches. They'll help.

Lena: Come on, medicine ball therapy. What are you talking about, Edward?

Ed: (looking at her stern) Lena Alice Johnson! Trust me, this always worked for me and it will work for you, too. Just try it.

Lena: Well, if it will help me bowl, sure, I'll try it.

(Ed and Lena start stretching on the ball)

Lena: Wow! You were right. Ed Stretches really work.

Ed: (laughing again) Lena, I told you they would. That's ball's gonna go down that lane like a hot knife through bacon!

Ed Stretches by Dusty's Baby Powder April 7, 2011

Cincinnati Stretcher 

The following morning after a nice meaty steak, the excessive anal dilation that requires the asshole to expand beyond its normal circumference to give re-birth to the juicy meat child.

This action usually accompanied by an anal hiss or growl, with slight discomfort, immediately followed by complete satisfaction, and a strong desire to nap.

As the beads of sweat ran from Sandy’s brow she let out a slight groan as the Cincinnati stretcher took hold. Her rectum groaned and spat as she splatter painted the porcelain canvas. The 30 minute agony was almost unbearable, but as the sound of the plop met her ears she was immediately submerged into a level 2 inception dream.

Cincinnati Stretcher by Pineswood January 21, 2011

skretch 

A person/situation/place regarded by an individual or a consensus reached among a group that is seen as highly unusual, suspect, or just plain weird.

1. Whoah you see that cop thats been tailing us for the last 6 streets? Skretch.

2. You didn't head from Jane last night?! Well, considering she gave it to me in the bathroom halfway through 6th period...skretch

3. Traveling to North Korea with diplomatic relationships as they are is skretch.

skretch by Master of Nuggets April 22, 2008

fadge-stratching 

Combines with the noun fadge to describe a variety of quimmets - the more crisp and dried on sort that suggest the female bearer maintains a low level of hygiene.
Such fadge-stratchings are removed by picking and itching the affilcted area.
A derogatory insult.

"Bertha's pussy so dirty, you cant see for the fadge-scratchings!"

" Piss off you dirty fadge-stratching!"

fadge-stratching by Sabs January 31, 2003