Wank stain

a jizz stain on clothes or furniture

Mike Carson's three shirts are full of wank stains

by L-dizzle October 24, 2004

Stainless Steel Sink

A chick with braces with her mouth wide open to take hot load.

Dude, does your girl still give you head now that she has braces? Hell yea. Now I just drop my oyster in her stainless steel sink.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2009

poop stains

one who has SHIT in their pants due to very poor ass whipping skills or someone who has run out of toilet paper

holy shit dude you have poop stains in your undies

by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009

gas station key fob

A cinder block or car wheel chained to the restroom key.

The strain of dragging that gas station key fob made me shit my pants.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

Stainable

Adjective. A person is attractive enough to warrant printing out a copy of their picture, masturbating to it, and in spraying it with ejaculate stain the image beyond all recognition. In rare cases the individual being stained may be so stainable that the ruined pictures are gathered, proffesionally bound, and kept for sunday afternoon parousing.

Oh my god, check out the snoods on that bitch over there.

Jesus christ, she's stainable!

by Zithers November 22, 2009

South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.

John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.

by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006

Skeet Stain

1. After ejaculating on clothing/bedding and a stain remains after it has dried.

2. An insult toward anyone who is equivalent to a skeet stain.

1. "I woke up in the morning after an eventful night of sex and I left a few skeet stains on the sheets."

2. "Shawn, you're such a skeet stain, jeez!!!"

by Monica M. January 11, 2008