The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.

"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"

by Hungzo October 5, 2017

yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022

The Yoinky Sploinky

When you move your balls in and out of a fan

News reporter: A man is found dead after committing the yoinky sploinky this night in New Jersey

by paco susman jr May 5, 2023

sprengdankulous yoinky sploinky

when you sprengdankulously hit that yoinky sploinky so hard you springdangledoink

bro when i sprengdankulously hit that yoinky sploinky i completely and utterly spingdangledoinked so hard

"sprengdankulous yoinky sploinky"

by spegson November 4, 2023

The yoinky sploinky

The yoinky sploinky is commonly a phrase referring to when someone is getting absolutely fucking jiggy with it, most commonly cowboy style. Anyone who does a dance this way is godlike.

“Yo dude, look at that guy hit the yoinky sploinky.”

“Holy crap your right! That’s epic man.”

by Kiddie swindler June 18, 2025

The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"

Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"

by GodSammit626 November 2, 2025