bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response

during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues

by LMAO observer December 31, 2011

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

by coopnuts August 7, 2012

duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.

Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!

by Casssass February 28, 2015

shame posting

On Social Media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc) If you do not type "Amen," retweet or the like, or if you scroll past or ignore then you are aligned against the post, tweet etc.

Type "Amen" if you love Jesus. Scroll past if you do not. Retweet if you think child molesters should be castrated, lobotomized. Ignore if you think they should be allowed to rape kids. This is Shame posting.

by Kalamazoot June 14, 2016

Poping

The act, normally by a drunk man in a nightclub, of placing one's hand atop a girls head in the style of a blessing.

The person committing the act is ostensibly harmless, its not meant as an aggressive act, and mostly gets laughs, but sometimes its not appreciated.

It originated in Sams Nightclub in Brentwood, Essex.

Q: Did you have a goodnight last night?
A: Yes, Glen was so drunk, he was poping all night.

by Ben Burling January 10, 2009

poping

an act of Catholic paedophillia

'that guy should be locked up! he was full on poping that kid!'

by McLeanCooper May 18, 2010

Ghost Posting

An instance in which someone starts a board on a forum, only to wander off to another board. Upon returning, they find posts from people who got tired of waiting for a reply and have wandered off to another board. They get tired of waiting and wander off to another board, and the cycle repeats itself.

1:00 K:I'm Bored...
<No Response>
1:30 J:I'll talk to you.
<No Response>
1:32 J:Are you there?
<No Response>
1:36 J:Hello?
<No Response>
1:42 K:Sorry, Hi.
<No Response>

by Sean Rose September 23, 2004