phytomone

luxury face cream derived from plant hormones

Menopausal women need phytomone skincare

by acrobait May 2, 2015

Phantom Boob

When you lose weight, and your boobs shrink, but you are to cheap to buy new bras so there is a gap. The extra space is filled with the ghost of your former boob.

Boyfriend (touches boob)- What? There's nothing in there.

Girl- Yeah, I know, the bra is too big. It's just my phantom boob now.

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Phantom Scooby Snacks

The sense of felling ash from smoking in your mouth but there actually isn't.

I feel Scooby Snacks on my tounge but I checked and I guess I just have phantom scooby snacks because there's nothing on my tounge.

by Yung_Sayin February 21, 2017

Phantom Jizz

When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.

person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..

by kool_mike November 17, 2017

Phantom penis

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.

Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

by CountVladDracula June 14, 2018

Phantom Cock Syndrome

The term used to describe the sensation of discomfort momentarily after the event of anal intercourse. Said receiver may feel the presence of a male member still engaged in penetration, when infact he is no longer attached to the anal sleeve and the gape is returning to its original starfish-like form.

(Mary) Hey Karl! after you just stretched my asshole with your fat cock, I have to admit I have a massive case of phantom cock syndrome..

(Karl) Fancy Nandos?

by Dr Adam Fuxwell December 27, 2018

Phantom Menace Syndrome

A delayed reaction of disappointment, potentially towards any work of art or entertainment. Having a positive appraisal of a song, or a book, or a movie or TV show (for example) that gradually decays into a negative appraisal after some casual consideration.
A common response to having high expectations that are unmet, towards an artist or intellectual property that one is subjectively fond of.

"I really enjoyed the last episode of Game of Thrones at the time, but after thinking about it for a couple of days it gave me a case of Phantom Menace Syndrome..."

by Large Wooden Badger July 9, 2019