P.S. Someone who has sex with dogs. P.P.S. Or Janet Reno. P.P.P.S. Or someone who's had a lot of Jose Cuervo and decides that the chihuahua next door is lookin' mighty good.
The overindulgence of alcoholic beverages that causes someone to stick their hand into a zebra.
Use of machinery to construct robotic dogs that are utilized in sexual play.
Someone who is attracted to oriental people with the name "Pan."
Someone who is attracted to Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
Someone who is bisexual but too much of a hipster to call themselves such.
Someone who is gay and thinks that saying their gay reveals too much so they say they are pansexual when in reality they are just attracted to a person's personality or animals, preferably dogs, or someone who is strongly attracted to pans.
The overindulgence of alcoholic beverages that causes someone to stick their hand into a zebra.
Use of machinery to construct robotic dogs that are utilized in sexual play.
Someone who is attracted to oriental people with the name "Pan."
Someone who is attracted to Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
Someone who is bisexual but too much of a hipster to call themselves such.
Someone who is gay and thinks that saying their gay reveals too much so they say they are pansexual when in reality they are just attracted to a person's personality or animals, preferably dogs, or someone who is strongly attracted to pans.
Guy 1: Hey man I thought you were gay!
Guy 2: No man, I'm pansexual.
Guy 1: Well doesn't that just mean that you're too afraid to say you're gay but not too scared to put your hand in a zebra.
Guy 2: Oh ya, that's not gay at all.
Guy 2: No man, I'm pansexual.
Guy 1: Well doesn't that just mean that you're too afraid to say you're gay but not too scared to put your hand in a zebra.
Guy 2: Oh ya, that's not gay at all.
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Person A: i'm pansexual because I don't care about gender! I only like personality, unlike bisexuals!
Person B: That's biphobic, because bisexuals, lesbians and gays are attracted to personality, too---
Person A: UM NOOO! ONLY PANSEXUALS!
Person B: So, are you saying every other sexuality is so shallow that they only care about what's in someone's pants?
Person B: That's biphobic, because bisexuals, lesbians and gays are attracted to personality, too---
Person A: UM NOOO! ONLY PANSEXUALS!
Person B: So, are you saying every other sexuality is so shallow that they only care about what's in someone's pants?
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