Ruff Muff

Someone who has a dirty, smelly, rancid big hairy vagina.

That Kelly sure has one hell of a ruff muff, don't have sex with her, you'll be sure to catch something.

by F meister May 18, 2006

muffet

(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"

The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.

by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

muff buff

Somebody who is a connoisseur of vagina.

After they hooked up, Gigi declared that Mark was a true muff buff.

by Clark Oaks January 12, 2007

muff dive

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

by Zoist September 13, 2005

Muffett

A man with a bald spot and a hudge forehead. It takes him 10-15 seconds come figure out a come-back. Instead of a comb back its a comb forward.

My muffett throws girl like fits all day.

by spread legs April 14, 2009

Muff Daddy

n. an individual's (male or female) non-biological lesbian step-mother.

"Portia de Rossi is my biological mother and Ellen Degeneres is my Muff Daddy" said Lady Gaga.

by retortme May 5, 2010

Poop mouff

When someone's breath smells incredibly bad.

After a night a heavy drinking, I usually wake up with poop mouff.

by T-Bizzle fo shizzle January 1, 2006