7 definitions by F meister
To have an excessively large vagina, due to a high amount of sexual intercoarse or being really really bored and sticking phalic objects up there.
Derek: Shelly lied to me, she ain't a virgin!
Raj: How did you find that out?
Derek: She's a got fuckin bucket minge!
Raj: Maybe she's been bored.
Raj: How did you find that out?
Derek: She's a got fuckin bucket minge!
Raj: Maybe she's been bored.
by F meister May 11, 2006
A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.
by F meister May 1, 2006
The best mother fucking god damn animal in the world. Bears rule! If bears were human they'd be Chuck Norris
by F meister May 11, 2006
That Kelly sure has one hell of a ruff muff, don't have sex with her, you'll be sure to catch something.
by F meister May 11, 2006
MAN 1: Hey man what took you so long getting here?
MAN 2: Sorry man, I met this hot chick on a bus and we fucked.
MAN 1: You met a Bus Cunt?
MAN 2: Hell Yeah!
MAN 2: Sorry man, I met this hot chick on a bus and we fucked.
MAN 1: You met a Bus Cunt?
MAN 2: Hell Yeah!
by F meister May 1, 2006
Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.
by F meister May 5, 2006
by F meister May 1, 2006