Bachelor logic

That special brand of logic that spawns from a young adult male when left to his own devices. Usually centered around various "fixits" and customs around the house.

"I've only got ground meat in the fridge. That's a little bare on its own. I've got bread though. Fried meat on bread. That's practically a hamburger right there"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"

by Daemus November 27, 2009

arma logic

One word; NONSENSE

Bandit 1 - Hey how did you get into my base?
Bandit 2 - Arma Logic

by Mr Rollback April 8, 2015

McClancy Logic

when there’s a clear cut answer right in front of you but you still act like a fucking idiot instead of solving the problem.

“You have a perfectly beautiful girl in front of you, but let’s wait another year.”

“Oh that kid’s using Mcclancy logic.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

Butter Chicken Logic

When a photo of Butter chicken is posted on instagram, people will be all over it commenting

Posts a pic of Butter Chicken
"Lunch in the field" - Pitiful human
"Butter Chicken Logic"- Banana

by The Black Truth November 15, 2016

Logic

Something that life doesn’t have, like Gacha Life, Where boys are as tall as the beanstalk in “Jack and the Beanstalk” and girls are the size of the 7 dwarfs in Snow White. So logic makes no sense

God: Make everyone short
Jesus: ok...
God: expect the boys

Thats logic for ya

by 2020 is Satan March 30, 2020

monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.

Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.

by BrianN May 9, 2006

Hindu logic

An abstract theory that attempts to explain faulty logic or nonsensical actions committed by certain East-Indian individuals. Only applies to those to frequently commit such actions.

Indian person: I just cut myself with a cheese grater.

Normal person: Why? Oh wait, never mind. Hindu logic

by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009