Jordaned

When a gay man comes onto you so hard, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going (“come” not in the filthy sense)

“My god, I think I’ve just been Jordaned by that gorgeous man over there!”

by boredom4382 August 31, 2019

West jordan

A town in Utah that has gone from nice to getto, and has been in reconstruction for atleast 5 years, the town in wich you will find some of the most dope people ever. And home of some of LTC.

Dude let's go to mcdicks in west jordan

by Undeaduser August 10, 2016

Jordan

A beautiful girl, with golden blonde and or brown hair. She loves science and acting.

Person 1: Hey look it's Jordan.
Person 2: I know, isn't she beautiful?
Person 1: Her boyfriend is soooo lucky.
Person 2: yeah...

by Josh, the guy who wrote this. September 6, 2010

Jordan

Another word for an extremely cute guy. He has the most adorable freckles and the most amazing smile. His voice is all it takes to brighten up your day. He has a great personality, he's funny, sweet, cool, and can be weird at times but that's what makes him all the more better. He's such a friendly and easy going person being yourself around him will never be a problem. He's the type of person who can know every little secret about you, yet never judge you for your past. He wears Aviator sunglasses all the time and his hugs always manage to make your heart melt. Without a fail, he can always make you laugh and smile. He just might possibly be one of the best things to come to earth. Oh yeah and he looks hot in his military uniform.

That guy has the cutest freckles ever!! His name must be Jordan!!

by Whatsittoya960 October 10, 2011

The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

The Michael Jordan

by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009

Jordan

To go crazy on someone and punch their lights out. Often twice your own age.

Shut your face or I'll go Jordan on your ass.

Man if I find out who it is, I'll fucking Jordan them.

by Bacon Boy Jimmy October 16, 2008

jordan

For all the female jordan's out there!! She's hot as hell!! flirtatious, and very trendy. Usually is seen at the mall or spending her money in a million different ways. Very popular bizatch! Takes shots like a champ! Productive, and determined. Doesn't give up! When she wants something or someone she does whatever she can to get it.

Basically shes some pretty awesome shit! Especially for being able to rock a guys name, and put them to shame... in the bedroom AND the dance floor.

That bitch jordan is hott!

Who's that GIRL Jordan?

by Bel78515 February 4, 2010