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Jeerbox

The slewark word for a woman’s buttocks.
Between May and June I reckon I had a serious jeerbox addiction, couldn’t help but dik at any and all jeerbox, wether it was a titner or even a chavvi.
by Thelaxtonsconer September 9, 2025
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jerkoffable

when someone is so hot it makes you want to jerk off
"damn babe you look so jerkoffable today"
by the jack off all trades September 25, 2025
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Jerb

A short fat degenerate who only thinks of himself and food. His hobbies are masturbating, eating food, talking about girls, and being racist. His look resembles that of a chode(small penis). Basically human garbage.
That guy talking about girls butts is such a jerb! Do you see that incel over there, isn’t he a jerb?
by Xx_charli.kirk420_xX November 18, 2025
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Emotional Jerkoff

A person who will drain your emotions by toying with you; will only use you for their validation.
Haley was leading me on by answering my texts for her validation, but never wanted to hang out. What an emotional jerkoff!
by steaglesteve October 15, 2020
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Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.
The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.
by Swog89 January 3, 2021
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Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month
"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."
by Djes_ January 29, 2021
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Dirty Jerbear

It is a prominent position within the Lupearians that is held by a masculine petite male, that is initiated into the role of the Dirty Jerbear by preforming several Lupearian ritual acts from the Books of Rancid Nasties. The average age of a Dirty Jerbear is between 18-22 years of age.

It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.

The Dirty Jerbear shall not be mistaken as a jerbear, as the Dirty Jerbear is a position within the group of the Lupearians.

The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.

It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was then rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
The Lupearians initiated the new Dirty Jerbear.
by Cactus Jack and B. Bird March 5, 2021
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