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Hooligan

Someone who worships the Great God Hoo, god of inebriation and Hawaiian shirts.

Hooligans can be distinguished from hooligans by the fact that true Hooligans have nothing to do with soccer/football, and rarely get into fights because they're too busy drinking.

Hooligans are more difficult to distinguish from regular alcoholics, but Hooligans often hold a job. For a while. And they wear Hawaiian shirts.
"Hey, you Hooligans can't park here!!"
by haysoos June 3, 2005
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hooligan

A sport bike rider, infamous for their insane hijynks. Often observed pulling endos, wheelies, burnouts, and burying their speedo on the highway. Much like "street squid", they rarely wear the proper riding apparel. Ranked as the following:

1.) "H.I.T." (Hooligan In Training)- Beginner.

2.) "Resident" Hooligan- Intermediate.

3.) "Confirmed" Hooligan- Professional.
"How long's Mark had his GSXR?"

"About two seasons. Since then, he's laid it down twice pulling endos, and got busted for doing 160km's on the highway. At this point, he's a confirmed hooligan."
by D. Gould June 11, 2006
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hooligan

the best peeps on the planet whos goal is to take over the world and protect all non-human living things. we also worship the almighty bilbo
by THE BEST HOOLIGAN September 12, 2018
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toe-holing

Conning someone into speeding to divert the attention of highway patrol men away from you. This delicate ruse is executed by pretending to race and subsequently lose to a total stranger. This decoy will then excessively speed to bolster their victory over you and thus lessen your chances of being pulled over for your own modest speeding. This person has been toe-holed.
"I hear there's a gank of cops around here. You better toe-hole that lame Celica."
by Jimmy Marrvelous June 3, 2005
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Local Hooligan

a group of friends living in central florida raising hell on innocent people. soon to be a recognized religion and or philosophy.
most local hooligans go to OHS

One local hooligan lives in Germany
by fsdkajl; February 7, 2009
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Feline hooliganism

when a large group of cats attack each other for sick sentimental pleasure
My cat was killed in recent ""Feline hooliganism "!
by Slavo March 4, 2009
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Nut Hoofing

Hilary gave Bill a good nut hoofing.
by Arimor October 13, 2009
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