hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019

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holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 01, 2023

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tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021

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Hookers and cocaine

Things you do when you won the lottery.

Interviewer : what would you do if you won the Powerball
Man: Hookers and cocaine

by Pushing Boulder September 26, 2023

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Fancy Hooker

One who approaches someone with complete and utter respect. Who dresses in the fanciest of clothing. she would preform fellatio and just about anything else at a expensive price. the bitch aint cheap! she only have sexy time on 3000 thread count sheets and you have to pay 80 bucks extra for her to swallow.

Sentence: "Man that fancy hooker took a lot out of me last night, i lost $1000."

by Renigade 4 Lyf3 November 06, 2013

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