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grass bonfire

When you light a field of marijuana on fire
Hey dude there was a grass bonfire near my house
by Joe725 June 25, 2006
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Grass Roots

When you pull out your pubes one by one with tweezers
My friend Josh showed me how to perform Grass Roots on my ballsack
by lilsavage81401 May 20, 2018
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grass ceiling

A barrier (real or perceived) that prevents a team or individual from reaching the pinnacle of a respective sport.
Members of college football conferences that are not members of the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) are often left out of major bowl bids (see: Utah). That's a real barrier (BCS rules favor greatly teams from BCS conferences) that does not preclude participation, per se, but the obstacles are significant.

Also a phenomenon evidenced when a really decent program (e.g., college football) can not seem to make the transition to a national and/or perennial powerhouse due to self-imposed barriers. Virginia Tech, for example, fails each year to be considered in the same category as USC, Texas, and Oklahoma, teams that have won many national championships. The barrier is a failure to acknowledge and resolve internal staff issues (primarily, the offensive coordinator) which leads to a general perception by the players that they can't play at the Tier 1 level. In this case, the coaching staff has created a "grass ceiling" through which the players can not progress.
by Tad McDonald February 8, 2009
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grass ferry

someone who plays alot of soccer
by jack n jill up the hill July 19, 2010
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grass sandwich

When 2 or more lesbians with massive bushes scissor each other.
these Two girls look like they are about to grass sandwich tonight .
by bongoBrian September 29, 2015
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grass rat

someone who says they're a landscaper or advertises landscaping services, but really just cuts lawns for a living
the truck says "Joe's landscaping" but Joe is just a grass rat
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
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grass-touching

a term used when you lose an argument with an educated person and dont know what to say.
dumb person: ugh larries are so stupid, touch some grass!
smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!
by bbm gc November 12, 2020
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