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Gooch Gobbler

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
by mtc25 January 12, 2009
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Throat Gobbler

Pronounced "throat gobblah"

A throat gobblah is somebody who shoves their tongue down the other person's throat while they are kissing.
Haley is a throat gobblah! She was the worst kisser and I have a sore throat because of her!

Throat Gobbler.
by Mazzzzziax July 7, 2008
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penis gobbler

How can you tell thoses hoes over there are penis gobblers?

It's easy, just look at the cum stains on their shirts.
by smooth criminal May 24, 2003
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gobble gobble

1) the sound a turkey makes
2) the sound some random dudes, aka me and ppl, make when thy dont know what 2 tlk about
1) gobble gobble said the turkey
2) "dude, what sall we tlk 'bout?"
"gobble gobble!"
by random_bulldog January 20, 2004
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goble

someone who is very chill and easygoing. they don't take life to seriously, and have a lot of friends/companions.
1. dude, he's goble, we should hang with him again
2. man, i wish my girlfriend was as goble as yours
by donTheMan August 20, 2008
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knob gobler

"Your As evil as Dr. Knob Gobler"
by Rob November 26, 2003
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Gobble Job

First used by Brittany The Fat Slob. When a human being excitedly and eagerly takes a penis into their mouth, in order to give fellatio
Wow, Brittany is grat at Gobble Jobs!
or
Hey, I got gobbled last night!
by Brittany Brizone December 3, 2004
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