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Emotional-Constipation

When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea
THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL-CONSTIPATION THAT I AM FEELING RN IS NOT OKAY PLEASE HELP ME
by yo dey ley he hoooo March 23, 2021
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Emotional Caltrops

Emotional stress that causes

an illusion of physical pain, the pain could be possibly described as gravel scraping the inside of your chest or having sharp stones in your rib cage.
That devastating event left me with emotional caltrops... it hurts.
by Floofisky July 15, 2021
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emotional tornado

When a girl talks herself in circles and her emotions for a guy she's in love with spin around and around and around and get completely out of control.
Damn.... Courtney was such an emotional tornado today.
by Cjs07r June 16, 2016
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Emotional Colonic

Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.

When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.
Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.

Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.

Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.
by Mike109999 August 29, 2018
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Emotional Ninja

A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.
I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.
by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016
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emotional limbo

When you don’t know what emotions you are feeling
Sorry I am just in emotional limbo right now
by Capsquirrel December 18, 2022
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Emotional Whore.

A person who does not know how to be alone and that is why they are always in a relationship. A promiscuous person with emotions, who falls in love every day. Each of your relationships is the final one, even if you have just met your partner.
Someone like Ted Mosby.
-He told me I love you on the first date. Must be a emotional Whore.
-It's his fifth everlasting love this month, it's an emotional whore
by Isma J August 20, 2021
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