Douchetorious

Being notorious for being a complete douche.

Justin Bieber is douchetorious for singing like a girl.
"He doesn't seem to know that the reason girls don't go for him is because he's douchetorious for having his greased up spikey hair and popping his collar."

by phantomJezzi September 30, 2011

Douchetarded

Anything or anyone that is rampant in douche-baggery and retarded.

"Dude, did you see what Bill did last night? He tripped over his pants, knocked over a lamp that fell on Joey, and he yelled at Joey for making stupid noises. He is SO douchetarded."

by BlarghStudios October 8, 2011

Douchetastic

(adj): elite level of douchebaggery rarely found in a person, place, or thing...

His faux hawk with blonde highlighted tips is very douchetastic

by chocolate-wanger January 3, 2012

douchiety

1. The act of being a douche.

Robert is majoring in douchiety studies.

by henrietta46 January 5, 2012

douchiety

Study it. You will get all the chicks for sure.

"I'm studying douchiety at Stanford!"

by BoobertoBro January 4, 2012

Douchetacular

When something is Spectacularly Douchey!

He is such a douchetacular dresser!

by JerseyJewels January 9, 2012

Douchiano

A person who is a douche on such a degree that his last name goes hand in hand with the word douche

God that kid sucks so much no wonder we call him douchiano

by jbeibs January 22, 2013