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ding dong ditch 

to knock on an anonymous door and run away
i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone
ding dong ditch by spltbird November 25, 2002
Word of the Day on April 21, 2009

Shitter's Ditch

The place where one goes when in alot of trouble. Usually the kind of trouble of their own creation and the situation has drastically deteriorated.

A major stuff up.
Oh fuck, I can't believe you forgot to put the car tyre back on properly; we are really up Shitter's Ditch now.

A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."
Shitter's Ditch by Harry Goodson October 1, 2010

snitch ditch bitch 

A grimy ass bitch always looking for attention & she do anything to get it even snitch. Then after she snitch you gotta put her in a ditch!
That girl you been pimping out for 5 years told everybody you sell drugs. Yeah I called her a snitch ditch bitch 2 years ago!

Bitch ditch 

Oh my god, her bitch ditch stinks!
Bitch ditch by Mik589er0-we October 15, 2008

the seven-year ditch 

When an established couple decides to separate at the seven-year mark.
Several of my friends divorced after 7 years. The seven-year ditch rule must be in effect.
the seven-year ditch by Xeenie February 15, 2009

Dig a ditch  

What you tell someone when:

(a) they are annoying the hell out of you or
(b) they are boring you to death or
(c) you want them to leave.
Girl:Jonas Brothers blahblahblah, JonasBrothers blahblahblah sex with Jonas Brothers blahblahblah...

Boy: Jesus. Just go Dig a ditch .