Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*epilepsy*
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*epilepsy*
by BlurryMcFlurry March 13, 2018
Get the Cloud-Jerkingmug. The act of masturbating and going outside during the winder time, letting the penis release a puff of hot steam.
dude, grant just walked out of our monthly tea party to release a cock cloud into the wild... thats fucked up dude.
by StinkyBro July 25, 2020
Get the cock cloudmug. by Doginim June 21, 2016
Get the Blue Cloudmug. by XxDaddyxX September 21, 2016
Get the Cloud Pussymug. by Jdsadventures May 30, 2015
Get the Chuck a cloudmug. "Let's mosey!" "Dang!!! again! can't you say move out or something cool like that?!" "umm... Move out!" - cloud strife and cid highwind
by Blitza Quadra April 13, 2003
Get the cloud strifemug. 1) Former member of Soldier who became a mercenary, hired by Avalanche
2) Defeater of Sephiroth and Jehova
3) Capable of using very large swords, like the 'Buster Sword'
4) Has spikey yellow hair
5) Childhood friend of Tifa Lockheart
2) Defeater of Sephiroth and Jehova
3) Capable of using very large swords, like the 'Buster Sword'
4) Has spikey yellow hair
5) Childhood friend of Tifa Lockheart
by David Auger April 19, 2003
Get the Cloud Strifemug.