Eric Clapton

Generally considered one of the greatest guitarists who ever walked the earth, and perhaps the greatest blues musician ever NOT born in America. For many years Clapton's work has been universally lauded by musicians and music fans as some of the best of its kind. Though as younger audiences have recently taken to denigrating his musicianship, they'd do well to note that the popular assessment of him is based mostly on the following:

1. His work with Derek and the Dominos
2. The Bluesbreakers
3. Cream
4. All his live performances
5. All other studio works (Blind Faith, The Yardbirds From the Cradle, ect.)

We'd probably all be saying Eric was the best guitarist ever if not for you-know-who.

"Wow, that Eric Clapton sure can play guitar. Too bad he's a complete sellout after the cellphone commercial."

"Yeah, I'll stick with Steve Vai. He might be tasteless and showy, but he doesn't prostitute himself. Not that anyone would pay to have sex with him, as he looks like a goblin, but you know."

by Ferdinandoftheblews March 12, 2010

Clinton

A US President who served in office between 1992 and 2000.

Also blamed by conservatives for (but not limited to) the following:

1)The extinction of the dinosaurs
2)The defeat of southern Asia by the Mongol hordes
3)The crucifixion of Christ
4)The fall of the Roman empire
5)The Dark Ages
6)The Black Plague
7)The Irish Potato Famine
8)The sinking of the Titanic
9)World War I
10)World War II
11)Vietnam
12)The current economic downturn
13)The issue of the day needing someone to fault for its cause

<insert problem> is Clinton's fault!

by Hustla' $teve February 2, 2004

Clintaculous

1. Of or pertaining to bad ass qualities.
2. Clint Eastwood like.

Guy 1: Yea, I fucked her..never called her again though.
Guy 2: Bro, that was Clintaculous!

by Rock-N-Roll Louis October 26, 2008

Cliftonism

The use of a catch phrase from at least 10 years ago. Thus trying to revive a long faded part of society's ligo. It's over man. Just let it die off quietly.

Brett: I think I'll go catch a few drinks tonight while the wife's out-of-town.

Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.

Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.

Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.

Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.

Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.

by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008

cliftin'

the act of picking your nose constantly while trying to keep it a secret and then being caught numerous times trying to flick and wipe them on the car seat

man stop cliftin' this is a new car

by big trilla September 28, 2009

Bill Clinton

Possibly blackest president in American History. Also redneck, though much, much better than George Bush. Overall cool guy.

Nobody died when clinton lied.

by shagrath May 1, 2005

clepto

Someone who enjoys the thrill of thievery. Can also be used as a verb in some instances to describe the act of stealing.

Marc asked amy to go to the store and clepto a new hard drive for him.

by Jimbobillybob January 4, 2008